my friend got me an illustrated bird atlas as a birthday gift and I wanted to draw bird Pokemon in a similar style.
Super fucked up that I can’t be a master-level expert in knitting AND woodworking AND silversmithing AND embroidery AND soap making AND spinning AND -
“Who would ever want to be immortal? Can you imagine the loneliness, knowing that there’s no one else like you, cursed to outlive -” shut up!! Some of us have shit to do and aren’t cowards!!
Victorian doctors: put this opium and cocaine directly into your pussy. also you need an orgasm
Modern doctors: i know PCOS runs in your family and you have every single symptom but you’re making it up. have some zoloft
I want to write. I have ideas. I open document. I type four of the worst sentences ever created in the english language. I daydream the rest of the scene. I close document.







